Everyone usually blogs about the patterns they love, so for a change of pace, I'm going to show you the new patterns I will never sew.
The first one reminds me of the early 90's. I love Bananarama as much as the next 40 yr old, but I don't want to go there again. Ever.
What the heck is this? Is it really in style? My great grandmother used to wear stuff like this. Only she called it a house coat*. She also used to slug down a case of Hamm's beer every day while wearing it. Needless to say, this pattern does not appeal to me. And look at the model wearing it. Does she look happy? I rest my case.
I didn't like the song Walk Like An Egyptian the first time it came out, so I don't want to revive it (or relive it) with these pants.
This next one looks horribly sloppy to me. And home made. Ew.
That's my list. What do you think?
*I know a caftan is not the same as a house coat, but my great grandmother obviously didn't know that. It was probably all the beer!